God, I love New York. #fuckoff
👏👏👆 Sorry boutcha! #IDGAF
#gunsoutatsundown #goas #clancys #satnight
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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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supermoclel:

velcro is such a rip off

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tastefullyoffensive:

[nyxtro]
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kalsomebody:

As you wish.

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

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